10 Things I learned in Shakespeare...

1. Pigs Feet=Foreskin--Yes, I bet many people are totally confused but Miss Perkins has taught us that pigs feet looks like foreskin. If you don't understand have Brooke Comer make you a delicious foreskin meal, she is an expert. :)
2. Laugh until you cry-- We have had many times in Shakespeare that we all have laughed until we cried. I have learned that you need these times at least 2-5 times a month! :)
3. Principles son's need LOVIN' too--Words from the one and only Gabby Perkins.
4. Everyone DANCE--I think that dance parties should continue to be a part of the Shakespeare class!
5. Sleeping--Riley McKenney can fall asleep ANYWHERE, but on the plus side I always got to wake him up!
6. The Class of 2012-We are all very immature when it comes to the dirty phrases, but we always had a good time. 
7. Shakespeare is DIRTY-Shakespeare plays are like porn in the 16th century! Haha. 
8. Reading Shakespeare-Brooke and I looked at each other when we first started this class and said, "Yup, we're gonna fail". Shakespeare class was so much fun and I learned more than I even expected! 
9. Puppet Show--Chance and Garrett's puppet show was hilarious! I loved it! I think that is the knew way you should teach Shakespeare. By the way Garrett has a very lovely high pitched voice! 
10. Never eat Shakespearean food-I have now tried my fair share of nasty soap flavored food! 


Now, one more for good luck!! :)
11. Miss Gabby Perkins--You are an amazing teacher and you make learning fun! I am glad that we got to be your 1st Senior class! 


Well, this is a good-bye Shakespeare and Hello Novel! :)

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To Live or To Die?

Hamlet:

Is it better to live or die?

Should I take all the nasty things that happen

And fight against it or should I put a stop to

Everything? Dying is like sleeping

That is all it I would do is sleep

Sleeping will take all the pain in my heart and

 surprises that life gives me away.

This sounds like an awesome plan to me.

Dying and sleeping.

While sleeping maybe I will dream, but there is a catch

If I die I may have no dreams, and who knows what dreams will come

That is something that makes this a horrible option.

For this reason we have pain and surprises that life causes.

Who will put up with all of life’s horrible measures—?

Abuse from people, insults from arrogant people,

The misery of despised love, the laws unfairness,

The crude people in an office, and the mistreatment

That bad people use to put down good people—

Who would put up with that if you can simply take your life?

Who would live through all the discrimination, and hurtful

Things—unless they were scared about something dreadful after death.

A place that no one knows about, and no visitors ever come back

Which we all wonder and think about, which makes us stick to our

Cruel ways rather than find positives to help make our lives better.

The fright of death makes us all cowards

And we become weak with thinking too much. Our actions

Get mislead or not achieved and then we stop and do not finish

Be quiet! Beautiful Ophella is coming.

Please remember me my lady!

S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G ((:

Patient

Kristyn Arlian

18 year old female

When discussing with my patient, Kristyn Arlian, she told me that she L-O-V-E-D to shop! She explained that shopping made her happy and shopping sales made her even happier. J Two days after the biggest day of the year as Kristyn would say, her family and friends decided that it was time to get her help. Now I bet you are wondering what the biggest day of the year is…BLACK FRIDAY! It’s where crazy people like Kristyn, her sister, mother, and aunts jump into a car and drive 80 miles to arrive in front of department stores that open at midnight. Kristyn tells me that her family strategies their plan after thanksgiving dinner and decides what are the biggest sales. She explains to me that she waits for this day every year and when it finally comes she is ecstatic. If you still do not understand this absurd day, Kristyn and her family leave Thursday at 9:30pm and shop until Friday at around 5:00pm, this involves NO sleeping.

After intense examination I have diagnose Kristyn with being a Shopaholic.

I have prescribed shopping once a month, 2 pills a day of anti withdrawals, and a strict allowance that will be monitored by her father. I also demand monthly checkups to see how her addiction is going. If she does not follow what I have prescribed we will have weekly checkups.





10 Astonishing Things I Do When I am BORED! ((:

Across

4	Involves closing your eyes and occasionally dreaming
6	What teachers give you.....and its horrible (; haha! jk (:
7	Hanging out with all of my ______
8	Sending a message using a cellular device
9	Listening to some tunes

Down

1	Social network
2	Applying polish to my fingers
3	Picking up the house (last resort)
5	Go to the kitchen and make brownies...YUM! (:
8	Watching different channels

(DON'T CHEAT) 

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Answers!?

Did you get it all right?

Hal·low·een

When my mom said, “Get ready”, I danced with glee.

My pretty pink costume was waiting for me.

A dress full of sequins and lots of jewelry,

And the tiara fit tight with my hair curly.

Jess was a clown and she looked so silly,

Brandon dressed up like a scary zombie.

“We have to get candy” was my plea,

As much as you want, and it was all free.

While knocking on doors we were all carefree,

Until the ghost came out from behind the tree.

I turned around and had to flee,

But while running away I skinned my knee.

There were some tears the dress was bloody,

But the cut on my knee was very tiny.

“We want to stay out” we all agree,

We need more chocolate, and a Smartie.

Knocking on doors made us very happy,

When we saw the people, “Trick or treat” was our plea.

The wind came up it became breezy,

It was time to go home unfortunately.

We needed a drink we were all thirsty.

As we entered the house we were a sight to see.

The night was exciting, full of fantasy,

But, we could barely walk we were so sleepy.

Footloose

Cut loose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes…

Throw on your dancin’ shoes everybody; it’s time to cut loose! Sitting with my closest friends in the dark movie theater with popcorn, pop, and candy on our laps we wait for the excitement to begin.  Wednesday night was the lucky night we chose to take a roader down to Bozeman to watch this movie. We have seen the old movie, and thought it was good, but we can’t wait for the new version.  All of the sudden we hear:

Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes…

We all start wiggling in our chairs, laughing, and smiling. Footloose is finally here.

Five kids died in an accident because of dancing, loud music, and alcohol stated Reverend Shaw Moore, who played a huge part in banning these activities for the teenagers of Bomont.   Ren, a young high school boy, moves to this small town.  Ren learns about the law in this small town that forbids dancing and music. He decides to take up the fight to dance and blare music so everyone can hear it.   Ariel, a sister to one of the teenagers who was killed in the car accident, is rebellious and wants to have fun. There is a huge attraction between Ren and Ariel from the beginning and it becomes stronger throughout the movie. Ren brings life back to the kids at the school and eventually wins the battle to allow teenagers to dance and listen to music, however and whenever, they please.

Footloose was given five stars and is on the top of the 10 Movies to See list. For a great time, take your friends or family and enjoy some good music and dancing. Remember put on your dancin’ shoes because you will be dancin’ your way out of the theatre.

Cut loose, footloose

Kick off your Sunday shoes…