Thursday, December 15, 2011

Think and Do



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Thursday, December 8, 2011

To Live or To Die?


Hamlet:

Is it better to live or die?

Should I take all the nasty things that happen

And fight against it or should I put a stop to

Everything? Dying is like sleeping

That is all it I would do is sleep

Sleeping will take all the pain in my heart and

 surprises that life gives me away.

This sounds like an awesome plan to me.

Dying and sleeping.

While sleeping maybe I will dream, but there is a catch

If I die I may have no dreams, and who knows what dreams will come

That is something that makes this a horrible option.

For this reason we have pain and surprises that life causes.

Who will put up with all of life’s horrible measures—?

Abuse from people, insults from arrogant people,

The misery of despised love, the laws unfairness,

The crude people in an office, and the mistreatment

That bad people use to put down good people—

Who would put up with that if you can simply take your life?

Who would live through all the discrimination, and hurtful

Things—unless they were scared about something dreadful after death.

A place that no one knows about, and no visitors ever come back

Which we all wonder and think about, which makes us stick to our

Cruel ways rather than find positives to help make our lives better.

The fright of death makes us all cowards

And we become weak with thinking too much. Our actions

Get mislead or not achieved and then we stop and do not finish

Be quiet! Beautiful Ophella is coming.

Please remember me my lady!

Friday, December 2, 2011

S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G ((:

Patient

Kristyn Arlian
18 year old female

When discussing with my patient, Kristyn Arlian, she told me that she L-O-V-E-D to shop! She explained that shopping made her happy and shopping sales made her even happier. J Two days after the biggest day of the year as Kristyn would say, her family and friends decided that it was time to get her help. Now I bet you are wondering what the biggest day of the year is…BLACK FRIDAY! It’s where crazy people like Kristyn, her sister, mother, and aunts jump into a car and drive 80 miles to arrive in front of department stores that open at midnight. Kristyn tells me that her family strategies their plan after thanksgiving dinner and decides what are the biggest sales. She explains to me that she waits for this day every year and when it finally comes she is ecstatic. If you still do not understand this absurd day, Kristyn and her family leave Thursday at 9:30pm and shop until Friday at around 5:00pm, this involves NO sleeping.


After intense examination I have diagnose Kristyn with being a Shopaholic.

I have prescribed shopping once a month, 2 pills a day of anti withdrawals, and a strict allowance that will be monitored by her father. I also demand monthly checkups to see how her addiction is going. If she does not follow what I have prescribed we will have weekly checkups.